it is funny definition of marketing from http://sundharzone.blogspot.com/2009/04/marketing-made-simple-mms.html. I want to comment every statement by marketing concept.
what is marketing ?
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me! " - That's Direct Marketing".
Comment: gorgeous girl is customer, targeted customer, best segment of customer. Party is customer geography. "I am very rich" is positioning. Marry me is selling. marketing question is : is positioning appropriate to targeted customer? is targeted customer, gorgeous girl like very rich people? positioning must to appropriate customer preference. mybe she doesnt like rich man, but handsome man. to know customer preference, we need market research. which shape, color, sense type: audio, visual, feeling. what is brand they buy, what message that work of the brand?
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: " He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising". Comment: No, it is not advertising, it is recommendation by customer. in advertising, customer know that sender or message is seller or producer. So customer know interest of seller. exactly, seller says that their products is number 1 or different. Recommendation is powerful message, because message come from another customers. So customer have no interest that the products is number one.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: " Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing" Comment: message is not only words but also goods, attitude, and action. I think it is better if telemarketing is not by phone but give girl flowers.
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations". Comment: Public Relation is program to influence public opinion. Yes before send message about positioning and selling, it is better to influence public opinion that we are very well mannered.
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?" - That's Brand Recognition". comment :That is brand recognition. Brand is objective of marketing program. it is result of segmentation-targeting-positioning-differentiation-marketing mix-selling.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - " That's Customer Feedback". Comment: Customer feedback is very important for marketing, because marketing is make long relationship with customer. the matter is how to create repeat order, customer retention, so it sustainable marketing.
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap". Comment: He..he..before make marketing program, we must evaluate segment, competitor. is it gap of demand and supply?
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share". comment : Ya maybe you are not competitive for targeted market, so you must to evaluate your competitive edge. Before we enter to market segment, we must to ask, can we compete in the segment.
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets ". Comment: ha...ha... Yes it is entry barrier. in marketing entry barrier is technology we are not have, difficult access to approach market, regulation, and so on...